Cutscene Transcript

Introduction Edit

This is the transcript of the cutscene Teapot.

Transcript Edit

Location: Level A-2                                  Characters: Runner, Pastafarian

ChildFront (Hiding on a platform slightly left of the center.)
RunnerFront (Glaring angrily at the Pastafarian, with the map laid out in front of them.)
RunnerFront Did you draw on my map?
PastafarianFront Of course I did. The Teapot was missing.
RunnerFront Listen, I don't want to stifle anyone's creativity. But if you doodle, please at least draw things that exist. Ok?
PastafarianFront (Pointing to somewhere offscreen) Fortunately, the Teapot does exist! It's right over there.
RunnerFront Can I see it?
PastafarianFront Certainly not! Even if it was illuminated, it would be far too small.
RunnerFront Then how do you know about it?
PastafarianFront Simple. The Flying Spaghetti Monster places a teapot in every solar system.
RunnerFront (Whispering) Never mind...

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