Cutscene Transcript

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This is the transcript of the cutscene Teapot.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Location: Level A-2                                  Characters: Runner, Pastafarian

ChildFront.png (Hiding on a platform slightly left of the center.)

RunnerFront.png (Glaring angrily at the Pastafarian, with the map laid out in front of them.)

RunnerFront.png Did you draw on my map?

PastafarianFront.png Of course I did. The Teapot was missing.

RunnerFront.png Listen, I don't want to stifle anyone's creativity. But if you doodle, please at least draw things that exist. Ok?

PastafarianFront.png (Pointing to somewhere offscreen) Fortunately, the Teapot does exist! It's right over there.

RunnerFront.png Can I see it?

PastafarianFront.png Certainly not! Even if it was illuminated, it would be far too small.

RunnerFront.png Then how do you know about it?

PastafarianFront.png Simple. The Flying Spaghetti Monster places a teapot in every solar system.

RunnerFront.png (Whispering) Never mind...

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