This is the transcript of the cutscene Teapot.
Location: Level A-2 Characters: Runner, Pastafarian
(Hiding on a platform slightly left of the center.)
(Glaring angrily at the Pastafarian, with the map laid out in front of them.)
Did you draw on my map?
Of course I did. The Teapot was missing.
Listen, I don't want to stifle anyone's creativity. But if you doodle, please at least draw things that exist. Ok?
(Pointing to somewhere offscreen) Fortunately, the Teapot does exist! It's right over there.
Can I see it?
Certainly not! Even if it was illuminated, it would be far too small.
Then how do you know about it?
Simple. The Flying Spaghetti Monster places a teapot in every solar system.
(Whispering) Never mind...
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